PE1 consists of 19 not so very sane students with random fetishes and passions for all things weird
and... well, what can one say about this class, really? This... is PE1!
*ala King Leonidas in 300*
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Well, our blog needed some excitement, and it came just in time with Loy's enthusiastic post about premarital sex, or lack thereof. Now, I am one who is of opinion that every coin has two faces, therefore I am going to present a counter-modification to Loy's post. I hope that no one, especially Loy, will take offence at this response. It is not a personal attack at Loy, nor is it a vilification of his ideals. Rather, it is an attempt to portray a alternate picture of prenuptial fornication.
I do not think that teenagers who have premarital sex are a burden to society. I'm sure most would agree that whether one has sex or not does not contribute to the Gross Domestic Product of a country, nor does it influence the KLCI Index.
However, I do think that ignorant teenagers having premarital sex represent a risk to the lowering of society. I do not condemn the act, just the consequences. It is this that is noticeably lacking in Loy's post. Unwanted babies do contribute to the degradation of society, as do the spreading of sexually-transmitted diseases. I reiterate, I do not see how an act of sex, premarital or not, renders a country desolate. Come to think of it, it does the opposite.
Affection towards partners... I concur that lust is not the only way. But am I wrong if i were to claim that it is one of the avenues to display one's affection towards one's partner? Granted, if a party is unwilling, then no forced acts should take place. But if both are savvy to the idea, why not? The keyword here is RESPONSIBLY. And i do wish to add that there is a huge difference between a cigarette and a person.
In his post, Loy claims that teenagers do not have self-control. Such a generalization is hardly admissible, but that is beside the point. He goes on to claim that "after having sex, they blame the world, but not themselves." My question is: blame the world for what? If the intended answer was 'for them having sex', then this case needs to be seriously reconsidered. However, the more logical answer would be 'for the consequences of ignorant premarital sex'. Therein lies the conundrum. If people are ignorant, they do not know what are the consequences of premarital sex, hence they are more suspect to ending up with them. The ignorance needs to be cured. That is why the government spends money on sex education and campaigns. (but are apparently non-existent.) They did not choose to be ignorant of the consequences. And I find the idea of reducing crime by masturbating to be paradigmic, if not amusing.
People who cannot control themselves should not get a partner. That's an interesting proposition. Who CAN control themselves, then? Adults? There are plenty of irresponsible adults out there as there are adventurous teenagers. When are we "old enough"? Is there a universal age limit as to when we are officially old enough to have sex? The age of consent in Malaysia is 18. In Japan, it is 13. Go figure. Loy's implication that we should only use verbal displays of affection when we are 'old enough' is also thought-provoking. What are the criteria to be truly ready for a relationship? I would really like to know that. If there is one, we should compile a checklist to be distributed to guys and girls around Malaysia, or even the world. The world's economy should be soaring by then.
Loy's patriotism and conviction is indeed admirable. My point here is, I am of opinion that premarital sex is not bad.(Notice that i did not say that it is good. That is another matter altogether) It doesn't destroy countries. The fallouts of premarital sex as a result of disregard or ignorance towards the consequences are bad. We should scrutinize the ends, not the means.
I see nothing wrong with sex. I see something wrong with unwanted babies, with STDs, and with jackrabbits not using condoms. I also think that ignorant people need to be educated so as to let them open their eyes and comprehend how limited their horizons are. Only thus can we help our country prosper.
And yes, go get yourself a condom. Or play two sets of tennis. In a nutshell? Enjoy. But know what you are enjoying.
Well, markus just gave me a survey to do bout premarital sex. Nice topic rite? But its a common topic for the world today. Sad rite? To make my point clear to you guys, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THOSE TEENAGERS THAT HAD PREMARITAL SEX IS A BURDEN TO THE SOCIETY!
Well you see, if it weren't for them, the government wouldn't spend so much money on campaigns and sex educations every year. They could use this money to invest and bring our country to a higher level. All these stupid teenagers go drag our country's economy just because they cannot resist the temptation of sex! Well, they choose sex instead of the country. How saddening....
Another thing is that, they wanted to show their affection towards their partners....BULLSHIT! Lust is the only way? Use the BRAIN that god gave you! Think of something else. Sex can't solve everything ok?!! Well, i was wrong back there, i shouldn't use the word BRAIN, but the word BRAINS! There's two ppl involve in sex OKAY! Can't the partner do something bout it? Say "TAK NAK" lar! That adver is everywhere in the streets! (well itz not bout sex, but the TAK NAK made it very clear that, we should not do stupid things)
Well, it truth is that teenagers cannot self-control. After having sex, they go blame the world, but not themselves....HOW FUNNY! Well, heres a fact...when you're pointing at someone...2 fingers pointing at that person, 3 fingers back at you! So, teenagers please be more responsible, don't go blaming your family, friends, religion, government, globalisation or even pressure! If u can't self control, masturbate! That is one of the reasons why god gave you hands! To reduce crime on earth! Other than that, you can watch porn instead. Get a DVD and watch till your eyes pop out! No one cares, as long as you don't go raping or having premarital sex! And, don't tell me that your parents don't allow you to watch! WAKE UP! You're parents don't live on your head and follow everywhere you go! On the other hand, u yang rugi, since those porn is already on the market, if you're not gonna watch it, someones gonna watch it. So what?
To curb the problem of having premarital sex, those teenagers who can't self-control shouldn't get a partner. Thats the only way! And don't go bullshit that I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM/HER! I love you, and you love me! SHUT UP! GET A LIFE MAN! Keep those words until you are old enough! If you wanna get a partner, learn how to control yourself and be more responsible. Well, if both sides really likes each other, wait, wait till you're old enough and you're TRULY ready for a relationship, you're free to like each other! Why wanna go against the rules? Follow the flow, make this country a better place!
Well, PE1 you agree with me or not?
If it is a yes, you enjoy your porn and likes to play two sets of tennis!
If it is a no, well, go get yourself a condom! Thats my advice!
Well, a fine day for a good dip in the water....b4 it started...STUPID LOCKER FOOLING AROUND!!!! ARGH!! MY GOD!! haihz...actually my fault lar....who ask me so RAJIN, bring books along to sunway...so my bag was too bulky and actually jammed the locker door..haihz...It cost me RM 10 for the locker...DAMN EXPENSIVE lar...then...the notice on the locker saying : 'We will charge customers RM 20 who had their bags jamming the lockers doors.' HELL YEAH! I was not worried bout my BAG, I'm worried bout the RM 20 in my wallet! HAHA! But, luckily...the employee there was a gay....he kinda liked me, so he managed to get my bag out...without any extra fees, he say i'm cute! HAHA! jokin!
Well, after the LOCKER thingy, we main-main loo......so, off to the amusement park!
1st ride Name : Pirate Ship No. of plays : 1 Status of 7 lengchaiz : Warm-up! Chicks on ride : None - Only a bunch or malays....(it's still early ok?) Ride rating : 7.5 out of 10 Best Quote : Loy : Ei! I've dropped my 100 ringgit! Best Screamer : Chin Seng - chili padi BOLEH!
2nd ride Name : Hanging Bridge No. of plays : 1 - Come on lar...1.5 km leh! Chicks on bridge : None - nobody lar... Ride rating : 3.5 out of 10 Best Quote : Loy : Jin, if u jump down, Sunway Lagoon no water adi! Subang flood!
3rd ride Name : Gold Mine Train (i think is liddat, i'm not wearing my specs) No. of plays : 2 wif clothes, 2 without clothes (dominating) Status of 7 lengchaiz : Trying to act like Mr Bean on the roller coaster! Chicks on ride : Got lar....ok ok lar Ride rating : 5 out of 10 Best Snapshot : Markus & Loy - The one without clothes and point point wan!
4th ride Name : TOMAHAWK No. of plays : 1 ( i wanna ply!) Status of 7 lengchaiz : 6 kan cheong, 1 sitting outside......HAHA Chicks on ride : Gosh! We missed the one with alot of ang mos' Ride rating : 7 out of 10 Best Expression : Jin - I dizzy adi......
Well....that the review for the amusement park! Now SPLASH SPLASH!
SPLASH 1 Name : The double-slide thing? HAHA No. of plays : 1 Status of 7 lengchaiz : Harr...need pairs ar?!?!?! Chicks on SPLASH : Bikini Time! SPLASH rating : 8 out of 10 Best SPLASH : ALL OF US!
SPLASH 2 Name : 3 Rotating slides? HAHA....swt... No. of plays : 3 (killing spree) Status of 7 lengchaiz : Ah Loy GOT A PAIR!!! (bikini girl leh!) Chicks on SPLASH : WOW! Bikini shop got sale ar? SPLASH rating : Rotating slide 1 - 8 out of 10 Rotating slide 2 - 7 out of 10 Rotating slide 3 - 7.5 out of 10 Best SPLASH : AH LOY LAR! AH LOY GOT NEW FRIEND WOR!
SPLASH 3 Name : Slow-river ride? GOSH I NEED MY SPECS! No. of plays : 1 and a 1/2 Status of 7 lengchaiz : HAHA! It'z raining bad! HALLELOOYAH! (strip dancing) Chicks on SPLASH : Erm....b4 we leave....the two ang mos sitting on the side, CHUN WEI! SPLASH rating : 5.5 out of 10 Top QUOTEz : JUO-AI! & BLOWPIPE?
SPLASH 4 Name : Wave pool (stage) No. of dips : 2 Status of 7 lengchaiz : Scouting for......HAHA Chicks on SPLASH : Ok lar....SUNBATHING GOT! SPLASH rating : 5 out of 10 Top DIP-PER : KEN! GANBATEH YEAH!
SPLASH 5 Name : The Shower No. of dips : 2 Status of 7 lengchaiz : You don't wanna noe....18 SX! Chicks on SPLASH : None - Who dares come near when therez some crazy guyz in there...? SPLASH rating : 8 out of 10 Top STRIPPER? : Ben, this is for u!
SPLASH 6 Name : P-K slides (those single slides) No. of dips : 3 per person Status of 7 lengchaiz : PK ROUND! Chicks on SPLASH : MIA SPLASH rating : 9 out of 10! CHAMPIONS : light-featherweight - BEN : mediumweight - JIA PING : heavyweight - JIN (disqualified for exceeding weight..HAHA)
SPLASH 7 Name : Wave pool (VOLCANO) No. of dips : 1 Status of lengchaiz : Stalking , erm...did i? Chicks on SPLASH : Are we in Heaven? SPLASH rating : Itz bout time, 10 out of 10!!!! Best SCENE : Well....lets say....wad happens when u put a guy & a gurl in a pool when they think no one is looking?
Well, thatz for SUNWAY LAGOON!
But wait....WHEREZ THE MAN? Now, the siao kia's review.
Siao kia 1 Name : Ben Siao Kia Act : Well, neva bring him to the shower man! HOT BODY!
Siao kia 2 Name : Ken Siao Kia Act : KING OF THE TOILET! Got a pic of him!
Siao kia 3 Name : Jia Ping Siao Kia Act : Just can't get enuf from ang mos'
Siao Kia 4 Name : Chin Seng Siao Kia Act : THIS CHILI PADI CAN REALLY SHOUT! Gotta check him out in genting!
Siao Kia 5 Name : Jin Siao Kia Act : Come on lar JIN, take of ur shirt! And...fong shui lar..when u play the single slide!
Siao Kia 6 : Markus Siao Kia Act : Yo! THE MAN! He can hold the longest breath! You go man!
Siao Kia 7 : Ah Loy Siao Kia Act : Well...see for urself.... KING LOY-NIDAS vs Persian Soldier
This post is seriously a hard work!
Special thanks to Ken, Markus & Chin Seng for making this outing possible! Not to forget Jin's DAD for fetching us! Mr Anathan and Mr Lim's teaching for keeping us entertained during our rides!
today...7 guys...0 gals...went to sunway lagoon...ken...loy...ben...mark...cs...jp...jin... 7 of us...meet at FTZ...XD...wif dota...but luckily...i din play !!! loke, i din play !!!
lolz...later we went for breakfast n go to sunway...
after we arrive...we buy ticket...go in find the locker...n the 1st problem come... after we put all the things in the locker...we close it...but when we try to open it again...it stuck!!!cant open!!!
loy's bag trap there for almost half n hour...XD...loy was so 'gan zheong'...look at his face...he almost wan destroy the locker liao...XD
later....7 sohai went to warm up...sum1 suggest go for pirate...so...they warm up themself by sitting the pirate...=.=...all of us get cheat dunno by who...all of us shout like hell...XD...n suddenly loy say:"shit!!!i drop 100 dollar!!!"...=.=...it was so lame...i jz keep shouting:"BEN!!!BEN!!!"lolz...
later we go for roller coaster...we sat 2times...we jz keep showing the pose so tat the hidden camera can take it...
then we went to water park...loy jz keep say:"ken, dun scare,it wil b ok,coz im bisde u..."XD...n its true...he help me alot in the water...
1st, we go for slides...lolz...we play more than 3times i think...its quite fun n...i hit my buttock when i come down...swt...
then we got the lightweight champion-chin seng n heavyweight champion-jin...lolz...we jz keep compete each other...until so sien at last...XD
then we go to the wave pool...play around n keep talikng bulshit...n we saw sumthing 18SX...XD...the couple doing sumthing below the water....haha...tat was cool...
after loafting around there for dunno how long...we went to the roller coaster again...for twice oso...=.=...it was so sien for the last time...but mark n loy do a really good pose for it...we shud buy it...now i regret din buy it liao...anyway...its damn 'yeng'!!!
then we went for shower...n tat is the best part...XD...i take out all my shirt n pants...including my underwear...XD...jp n ben was shock n look at my sensitive part...n keep say...dun so gay la !!!...XD...after i shower...jp took my naked picture!!!XD...from the pic, u can c my whole body except my face :D...
then we went to pyramid n hav our lunch...
for this trip, i learn sum new things...1st thing 1st, i dun scare of water liao :D...n after i learn how to swim...i wil bring my gf go lagoon...n do sumthing below the water!!!(kidding)XD...
last week, my ex classmates, frens from malacca, said that they will come to k.l. to visit me and my SAM fren, Alan.
so i told them, "hey, come on thursday, so we can go back together."
but NO~~~~~, they HAD to come today.
nvm, i told them, again, "hey, go to sunway pyramid, that way i can meet with you ppl shortly after both me and alan leave the college"
but NO~~~~~, they HAD to go to times square.
still, nvm, so me and alan ran to the ktm station, only to miss the commuter there, took the next one, and wasted 30 mins of our lives.
we both switched to monorail in kl sentral, took about 20 mins to reach times square.
one of my visiting fren told me and alan to meet him in sungai wang, which was a better place to shop. we both went to sungai wang only to see ONE person there.
eventually, or, 2 mins later, we decided to go times square to meet with the other members of the gang.
finally, we met at 6 something, and started shopping.
THEN THEY SAY THEY BOOKED BUS TICKETS TO GO BACK MALACCA AT 730! AND THAT THEY HAD TO LEAVE BY 7 O'CLOCK!!!
After badminton today, stan fetched jin, chuan yee & me back to Subang. Stan dropped jin n chuan yee at jins hse... as for me, he dropped me the main road infront of galaxy karaoke. So, i was too tired, and since the traffic light is red, i just walk walk walk without looking the traffic. I was to tired to be aware of my surroundings.....then SUDDENLY, i walked infront of a car....a motorbike came out of no where(mayb i din saw it...cuz i'm too tired)......and BANG! OUCH!.....
i stood there.....like nothing happened (not pain XD ). But the guy on the motorbike fell....he was not injured, but was more afraid than me......swt....then....i said sorry and kept on moving....he just looked at me as if i'm an god or sumthing....cuz he was riding quite fast oso....but i din fell down and there is not a scratch on me. HAHA....
