Saturday, March 31, 2007

5 gays outing at pyramid(31 march)

LOLz, it was a very farking rush plan from chia ping when he called me at 6 oclock.. 2 of us tried calling the person which stays near pyramid.. it ended up 5 person(stan,chi kuang, Jia ping, snorlax and Mok) able to go pyramid.. anywayz, the fun part hasn't reach yet.. i, the driver fetch chi kuang and chia ping to pyramid.. the movie started on 7.30(7.45 after advertisement) and we reach pyramid at 7.40.. the problem is i forget to turn in into the parking junction which ended up at the highway again, i quickly u turn and parked at the at bus stop which is below the overhead bridge.. oh my god, we were so afraid that the subang toll truck would come and toll my car. After watching movie, we have this so nice plan!! we went to ASIA CAFE AGAIN to play pool.. it was lucky that my car was fount under the bridge.. HAHA, here comes the stair stalker plan... althought we saw nothing.. but the night was quite happening. The whole day we only did 2 things which is movie , pool, makan and stalking HOT CHICKS!!




i got scolded again

just thought i would explain to my fellow classmates wht really happened today... yep, today is the second time mr lim scolded me. and yes, it's the second time i'm quite innocent. i mean, the first time maybe i din repeat wht he said out loud (i did repeated, but softly. so it's partially my fault). so anyway, the story is this ::

i wanted to go to the washroom [BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A NOSE BLEED] when he was asking someone behind a question, then he looked at me, and i said i wanted to go to the toilet. so i went on and then i was asked for a favor, to throw rubbish outside the classroom. weird, i asked why not throwing it to the bin inside the class. and they say it would stink up the class. fair enough, so i took the rubbish, and was going outside before i got scolded. and yet i still wait for him to finish his scolding before i rush to the toilet to wash away MY BLOOD.

seriously, i hope mr lim can see this. yep. and btw, if you want someone to respect you, respect them first. no offence, but i respect mr lim quite much, i just hope he would do the same.

- kyorque (status :: disappointed)




Friday, March 30, 2007

A letter from TAYLORS

i get a letter from taylor...n says tat i din attend the classes regularly...wat da frog...1stly i thought tat if i got permission or mc wun kena letter...but this shows tat...it wil...jee ian oso kena...XD...anyway...ms. fiona if u c this post, plz tel me y we wil get the lettter although we got permission or mc...




NO PORK, SIR, I TELL YOU, NO PORK!!11!!ONE!

Hay, guys! I'm sure you remember the hilarious 'NO PORN' script Ken wrote today and the 'No Pok' video it was based on. Anyway, I found it on YouTube, and it's SO DAMNED FUNNY - watch it if you'd like. :)

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Kiss me fat boy!!!

The banana cake said that it would eat the elephant if it made the tomato's scream and jump into the bushes. The elephant ate the tomato's and called the banana's fat. Sometimes I like to pee in the shower. The magic fairy's call me the monster of poo poo land as they eat ice cream that has melted in the desert of fire in mordor. I can take it up my... sorry for the toe fungus. It makes the world clean when you go to the zoo in your underwear. The monkeys masturbated in front of my sister as I went a wandering along the mountain path. Squirells are actually magic bees in the toilet bowl calling for help because someone poopooed on them and they cannot breathe because it is like acid. IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!! Like fiery shit when you are having diorhea. Can you feel the pixie's tits?

-looloolooloo leelee omega desmona watermelon wee!!!!




Monday, March 26, 2007

Class outing proposal - Sunway Pyramid this saturday

Hear ye, hear ye. The gentlemen Jia Ping of house Tan has proposed an offer to the fair citizens of classroom PE1. He invites the inhabitants of the aforesaid domain to participate in a gathering of souls inside the Pyramid of Sun and waterWays. When the clock tolls 10 at the sixth morn' of the week, he hopes the congregation shall commence and feast. That shall be all.



In other words, Jia Ping asks whether you all are free this Saturday 10.00 a.m. to have a class outing at Sunway Pyramid. Reply via the comment link below. =P




Sunday, March 25, 2007

FINALLY!

finally i can gain access to this insanity. so anyway, today started normally, but everything changed to hell when i took the bus at 12 noon, INTENDED to come back to KL. the stupid bus parked itself at the wrong platform, and din put the sign saying it's destination up. whts more, the stupid "ticket guy" let me in, so i went in and fell asleep soon. when i woke up, i was at KULAI. isnt that great??? /sarcasm. so i have to take another bus to come back to kl, and thats how i spend my 9 hours today.

and when i wanted to share my "happiness" with yall, MSN (that piece of crappy shit) was lagging and i couldnt view my mails. after that, blogspot came and join the LAGGING fun.

p.s girls like "helpful" guys, if u know wht i mean...

kyorque (status :: quite pissed)




Saturday, March 24, 2007

Dress up day!


YAY!!! This one..i dun have to write anything...u'll understand after looking at the pics...


Erm....K3n...therez one more....WE FORGOT TO TAKE THE BLACK ONE!!!! #@^#%#$&!!!

blehz *mumbles*

-loyz-




KoNiCaLlu FaLasKu!

If you are wondering wad is tat, lemme first teach u how to read it. XD. It shud sound something like ko-ni-ka-lu fa-las-ku! Wonder wad it is? HAHA! Let me tell u the history of the konicallu falasku. It all happend when we first went into the chem lab. Our chem teacher, Mr. Lim introduce all the equipments in the lab. All of PE1 got attracted to a very special....or i can say....a very unique flask... It has a shape of a lady wif a big ass. Well, we actually took some pics wif it...

Btw, check out the colors....

WE ARE IN PINK!

Well, another fun day in taylors......


-loyz-




My most embarassing moment

The friday match was so disappointing, how on earth could we lose to the pe2's...... anywayz, we'll just have to forget the past and move on. And now i've deleted warcraft 3 to make a further step towards improvement in my skills at dota. I know this sounds weird... but it's not weird for the pros... lolz, just joking... anywayz.. when are we having a class outing?




LAN presentation

I've selected Portuguese as our LAN presentation. We are suppose to do a sketch bout the invasion of Portuguese. There are 19 of us, 18 will act and 1 will speak (tell the whole story). So, gimme ideas so tat we can start. Btw, can anyone start wif the research 1st? Cuz this presentation will due next week.

-loyz-




Friday, March 23, 2007

Breaking news!

11:00pm. 23 MAC 2007. Tarikh bersejarah yang tidak dicatat dalam catatan sejarah bagi penduduk Malaysia. Wilayah penaklukan Frozen Throne Stanley telah dibatalkan dan dirampas. Bendera Penjajahan God-Like Stanley akan diturunkan, bermakna kami telah berjaya memperolehi kebebasan untuk memulakan killing-spree dalam DotA. Darurat 'Stanley God-Like and OWN-you-all' akan dibubarkan. Perjuangan bermati-matian permain DotA yang pernah di-Trash oleh stanley akan sentiasa dihargai. Untuk sekarang kedamaian dalam dunia cyber dapat dicapai (tidak termasuk K3n yang sedang HOLY SHIT).

Sekian, terima kasih. Salam ceria.

Ha-leh-loo-yah!

-loyz-




Randomness!

Yo, all! New layout. Very simple and all, but it'll do for the time being, don't you think? I am personally of the opinion that anything'll be better than the original layout, so... XD

The Internet is for PORN!

Freakishly hilarious video with World of Warcraft characters. WTH, man. XD

Because, seriously, if you took away all the porn sites from the Internet, I daresay you'll only be left with one lone .html page that reads:

WE WANT OUR PORN BACK.

Touche? I think so.

Well, since gay porn is one of life's main constants, I don't think I'll have to worry. ♥ XD

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Battle of the GRAPH

2.00pm...our chemestry teacher , Mr Lim comes in...n...the war of GRAPH begin...
the 1st war...
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this war happen between loy...ken...jiaping...n 2more tat i hav oredi 4got...
n lastly...............................
LOY WON!!!!:D

the 2nd war...
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lolz...only 3 person draw this graph...tat is jiaping wailum n loy........
lastly...loy trash 2 of them...n won the GRAPH WAR!!!

the 3rd war...
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this is the most beautiful graph in the world....
in this war...many ppl involve...stan n jee ian...ken...loy...jiaping...markus...
KILLING SPREE....LOY WON AGAIN!!!!

the 4th war...n the last war...
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the last war...all the ppl thought tat loy can dominate others n DOMINATING....
unfortunately...he LOST!!!
loy's KILLING SPREE streak has been ended by...KEN...XD




The DOTA Match !!!

PE1 vs PE2 !!!
lolz...we play 2 match wif pe2...the 1st match...we, pe1, win them gao gao XD...
n our dai gor stanley...he got the FIRST BLOOD...
n our ace MARKUS!!! he really trash pe2...he own them like hell...he get 14kils...n haven die b4 :D
n me, ken, as a good surporter...i din kil much...but i help them kil alot :D
so shud belanja me makan...XD
we break their mid rax in 26min...
tats quite fast anyway...
not much interested part in this game...coz we finish it too fast !!!


T.T
for the 2nd match...me n stan lost...sigh...it was so dissappointed...stanley n me choose the wrong hero...@@...
n...we r too lansi....XD
lolz...anyway...i hope we can win nxt friday...trash them gao gao again...stanley...choose ur best hero nxt friday ya :D




Thursday, March 22, 2007

Our Holiday???

hey!!!how is our holiday???going trip or wat???or as wai lum say party at kimm's house???plz giv sum reply oo...if not we dun hav enuff time to plan it...any1 read this plz giv sum suggestion oso ya :D....




Here's to insanity!

Yeah, very smart guys, letting Kimm create our PE1 blog. Now we won't be able to access it from The Web and the Library. No prizes for guessing why. ;) Just joking, Kimm. I'm sure that you will leave the vapourization of our minds by posting pictures of your.. ahem.. drawings.. here for a suitable time. Theatrical effect, that's what it's all about, eh? XD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAIx2Tfasw

Nablo Francisruto. Check it out. ^__^

-Ian




Woohoo!

And our blog has officially been created! :)

-Kimm